It's true. I am. That guy in the picture above, he's me. Well almost. I just finished my training to teach English for the University of Phoenix online. This means they are ready to give me sweet cash for my sweet skills. I am not officially faculty yet: the first class is a mentorship, and they can fire me if they don't like me. But they will be paying me so I figure I just need to not mess up and I am in.
This is pretty awesome news because now I have a part time, stay at home job that I can take with me wherever we go. Whoop Whoop!