He really is.
For that past two Thanksgivings we have had a beautiful tradition. Lisa, one of my awesome sisters-in-law has come to visit. But not this year. In fact, she didn't even TALK about coming this year. This is because of a certain monkey-head named Mark. I can't believe she is putting her fiance ahead of me and my happiness. I find this very insensitive.
I have full confidence that if she were not getting married next month she would be here in Georgia waiting to have Thanksgiving in a hotel room with us. This sweet-talker Mark just ruined Thanksgiving.
ALSO, here is another gripe against him: he has tons of nieces and nephews. Today, Lisa has three nieces. By January she will have, uh, a lot more. I don't know how many exactly. But, more than three. And what if, WHAT IF they have kids of their own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Those exclamation points were for you, Katie.) That will ruin everything. How can I have her undivided attention then! How can my kids be the favorites (and Olivia of course).
The frosting on the cake of doom is that she is clearly upset about this. Take a look at this picture. This is the face of a sad girl.
Some call it love, I call it devastation.
So, Mark. Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving and therefore my life. We are family-enemies. Be on your guard.
Uh, also, welcome to the family. I'm sure you are very nice. Please don't hold it against me that I called you monkey-head.